Well, Business Insider is reporting that this will be the cover for the Bloomberg Businessweek story on the finances of the LDS Church:
Do you guys get it? It’s funny because neither Jesus nor His apostles would ever deign to instruct the members of Jesus’ Church on matters related to financial or temporal affairs. Jesus can’t possibly have an opinion regarding anything financial, temporal or even modern. He can only have opinions on old time-y things like stoning people. And we know for certain He would never weigh in on anything so grubby and pedestrian as taxes.
And some people say media folks don’t understand religion! Also, good job, whoever chose that cover, for (unfairly) undercutting the pretense of the authors objectivity.